godzillapanda:

This is the best thing I have seen all day

(Source: captainstormwind, via thepathofthewicked)

forelsket:

tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

THIS ^

"How to eat healthy during chemo" …well, Nachos aren’t on the list…whoops
written by My mom after eating nachos for breakfast this morning
I bought a new hat yesterday 😎

I bought a new hat yesterday 😎

kellyghost:

THINKIN OF THAT BOOTY LYK

kellyghost:

THINKIN OF THAT BOOTY LYK

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

(Source: epic-vines, via vinebox)

(Source: the-cellardoor, via xjoexedge)

damnit

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

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me i am the ugliest of all my friends