mermaidcunt: do whatever the fuck you want in life as long as you aren’t hurting anyone else in the process
talaem: “don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
10 Things a Virgo Hates:
lovesexzodiac: People who are messy or disorganized People who do not return calls People who don’t wear watches People who don’t do their taxes People who don’t return memos Wasting time on Facebook People who use bad grammar People who swear too much Emotional confrontations or scenes Stand up comedians 2, 6, 7, 9
“It is a soft ‘G,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of... →
nevver: I’m sticking with a hard “G” (like “graphic”, as in “graphic image file”)
Everyone I know is better off without me. That’s what I’ve had to deal with over the past few months. I’m slowly losing everyone around me.
it-rainedinmyhead: ALL I’VE GOT IS INSANE…. FRIENDS This is so old and so funny and reminds me of a time when things didn’t suck
Foreign Words We Could Use in English →
nevver: Kummerspeck (German) Excess weight gained from emotional overeating. Literally, grief bacon. Shemomedjamo (Georgian) You know when you’re really full, but your meal is just so delicious, you can’t stop eating it? Tartle (Scots) The nearly onomatopoeic word for that panicky hesitation just before you have to introduce someone whose name you can’t quite remember. ...