May 2013
mermaidcunt:
do whatever the fuck you want in life as long as you aren’t hurting anyone else in the process
talaem:
“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
10 Things a Virgo Hates:
lovesexzodiac:
People who are messy or disorganized
People who do not return calls
People who don’t wear watches
People who don’t do their taxes
People who don’t return memos
Wasting time on Facebook
People who use bad grammar
People who swear too much
Emotional confrontations or scenes
Stand up comedians
2, 6, 7, 9
“It is a soft ‘G,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of... →
nevver:
I’m sticking with a hard “G” (like “graphic”, as in “graphic image file”)
Everyone I know is better off without me. That’s what I’ve had to deal with over the past few months. I’m slowly losing everyone around me.
Watchit-rainedinmyhead:
ALL I’VE GOT IS INSANE…. FRIENDS
This is so old and so funny and reminds me of a time when things didn’t suck
Foreign Words We Could Use in English →
nevver:
Kummerspeck (German)
Excess weight gained from emotional overeating. Literally, grief bacon.
Shemomedjamo (Georgian)
You know when you’re really full, but your meal is just so delicious, you can’t stop eating it?
Tartle (Scots)
The nearly onomatopoeic word for that panicky hesitation just before you have to introduce someone whose name you can’t quite remember.
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